"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is just water that's lying about being milk." -Ron Swanson

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via vvogued)

  • 2008: *A black president is elected*
  • White people: Racism is over! Stop talking about it already!
  • 2015: *A presidential candidate announces his candidacy by calling Mexican immigrants drug addicts and rapists*
  • White people: Trump 4 Prez 2016!

pasylree:

thetourguidebarbie:

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I’m fine. Seriously. This is the fourth time you’ve asked me, and I promise that I’m not being passive aggressive. I am actually fine. The cultural stereotype of females being passive aggressive when we’re not fine is horribly annoying, because I actually do mean that I’m fine. We have had this same conversation about “I don’t care” and “Sure, have fun with your friends” and I need it to stop, or I’ll stop being fine. And then I’ll tell you that I’m not fine.

THIS!!